Monday, October 06, 2008
Retour au France...
Sunday, July 27, 2008
Friday, May 23, 2008
Off to another country
Hope everyone has a great summer! I will update if and when I can.
Saturday, March 15, 2008
(Almost) famous and that cordite smell

Spent 2 weeks last month in the BFE of France, shooting and blowing stuff up. Managed to get some video's that y'all might enjoy...but no way as much as I did. I dialed down the quality so that it wouldn't take bloody forever to upload or download, but enjoy.
We went through (each) about 700 rounds of 5.56mm ammunition each.
Bangalore explosives, for breaching obstacles such as barbwire. BOOM!
Here's what home looked like while we were away...actually, it was just like where we were (but I forgot to take photos).
Wednesday, February 06, 2008
Happy Chinese New Year!
Saturday, January 19, 2008
I must have multiplied
Saturday, January 12, 2008
Yup...still alive and kicking
Climbing mountains was fun. We don't remember how many we climbed, and how high...nothing too epic, probably about 3500m maximum (11,500ft or so), including one where one side was France and the other Italy. The course for driving trucks was tough...first I haven't driven in a while, two the roads here are much narrower, the signs are different...and the truck had EIGHT speeds! I thought I had failed the course, but somehow managed to pass. The combat training was also quite...entertaining, although that doesn't quite describe the visceral experience. The living in a VAB for 4 days straight at CENTAC and CENZUB was not. It's kinda cramped in there, and not exactly well ventilated. After 4 days it was a total mess in there, and me usually being the low man on the totem pole, guess who got the privilege of cleaning it? I did get the chance at CENZUB to cart around a AT4 anti-tank rocket launcher in addition to the assault rifle. I'm proud to say I took part in the ambush and destruction (simulated, of course) of 3 "enemy" tanks. It's always the little guy that gets the big guns for some reason...never figured why that is. Guarding the Eiffel Tower was fun, and honestly pretty relaxed. All we did was walk around the Eiffel Tower with our rifles, and every once in a while point out where the restroom was for the tourists (for future reference, it is behind the EAST leg, open from 1030-2030). More of a deterrence thing then anything else, and photo ops for the tourists. By sheer chance (or karma), my group ended up spending Christmas Eve and Christmas Day on patrol. Nope, Santa hats were not authorized attire for those days unfortunately. Something about it being "not reglementaire". Whatever. Spent New Year's Eve in Amsterdam with 2 fellow legionnaires. We were good (really mom!), didn't do anything too crazy or wild. Passed the night in an Aussie bar-turned-disco...definitely something to remember. Most assured, I will be returning there to explore Holland some more. Beautiful country, and extremely friendly people, and it seems like they all speak English (and very well, I might add). Spent the last week in Paris just louging around, finally did go to the Louvre and had a great time exploring Paris with 3 lovely ladies who are on vacation in France, and exploring parts of Paris as well. Can't complain about that.
Good times.
2008 promises to be just as busy as the latter months of 2007. I won't do anything silly like promising to update the blog or send out updates more often, but I will try. Don't know where I'll be going or what I'll be doing in any particular detail yet, and things usually change on the fly anyways. But rest assured I'll keep my head down and always checking my six, and hope that y'all do the same.
Oh yeah, before I forget...I'm trying to get on Facebook. Just encountering some difficulties on getting regular Internet access. Check for a link on my blog soon (within the next...2 months?)
All y'all take care now, ya hear?!?
These are probably NOT the only photos of me floating around on web with a gun at the Eiffel Tower. Plenty of Japanese tourists with cameras at the Eiffel Tower...can you imagine a camera the size of a credit card with 10x zoom and a super-bright flash?

Sunday, August 12, 2007
Finally...another update!
Hello, my name is Dave. And I'm a junkie. But in a good way.
Last month I took the TGV from Marseille to Paris, in order to watch the 2007 Tour de France finish on the Champ Elyéese. As I watched the péloton roar by, I was struck by fast they were moving. I mean, I had raced my bicycle on and off for over 10 years, but this was the first time I had ever really "been there" at the tip of the spear professional level, up close and personal. Let me tell you, I was getting goose bumps. Sure, I get goose bumps when I get cold...but not these full-body tingle, eye-twitching, dangerously viral, somebody gimme some Prozac, holy €3§* goose bumps like I was experiencing. If you have never had that type, I sincerely hope you're immune, because otherwise you're probably prone to doing silly things. Like riding a motorcycle on the street, riding a bicycle at faster than the posted speed limit, driving your car at more than double the posted speed limit, sea kayaking when boats stay in the harbor, joining the French Foreign Legion...the list goes on and on.
Ever since I've been here in France, I have been asked "why?" by other Legionnaires, as well as the odd civilian. And while there are a myriad of logical reasons...the bottom line, as I closely as I can figured out, is that "I don't know!". But I'm starting to realize that I seem to always be searching for the next "high"...and while experiencing it vicariously by watching others do wild and wacky stuff is a viable substitution in the short-term, there's nothing better than the real thing. Again, it makes no sense logically...it's not like I'm going to earn a living doing it (well, I guess I am right now, sort of), or even attract the opposite gender (unless chicks really dig scars...which in my experience is not true). But standing on top of the Eiffel Tower and wondering where I can get one of those cool flying suits as I'm looking down at the Seine, is from what I can gather, not a normal touristic response to the view. Maybe that's why I still haven't gone to the Louvre...I just don't think I'd enjoy it. Too static, not enough interaction.
I don't think I'm crazy. I know I'm not unique. Most of the English-speakers in the Legion are similar...for example, 100% of the ones I've met has ridden or owned at least one motorcycle. Any other correlations I leave for sociologists to figure out. Perhaps there really is no particular reason or conclusion to this post, just my one tiny little corner of the blogsphere. But maybe, just maybe one of y'all will read it, and try something that you've always wanted to.
There's a gentleman, and a great writer, who wrote this article "Vitamin X" which much more eloquently talks about this subject. Be aware though...once you try it, your life may never the same.
And that's a good thing.
Monday, May 28, 2007
Salut!
Happy Memorial Day everyone. Thank a veteran today!
Congratulations to everyone who's graduated/graduating from their academic institutions. Especially those graduating from high school...I still can't believe some of y'all are actually going to be HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATES! I'm proud of all y'all, and keep up the good work, wherever life takes you next. Send me an email (see the contact page) and let me know what your plans are or post a comment on the blog.
I know it's been a little while since I sent out an email and/or update the blog...been kinda busy with the CP04 combat engineering course (all that's left are the tests this week) as well as the MINEX1 mine/ordnance disposal course. It was almost exactly a year ago when I was up in Wyoming taking the Wilderness EMT course, and I would not have thought I'd have my brain so thoroughly challenged a year later in the Legion. The modern Legion is not just brawn, it's also quite a bit of brains too.
It seems that newspaper writers randomly write about the French Foreign Legion. Not quite sure what the impetus was for this article, but it's actually pretty accurate, unlike some other articles I'v had read.
Article at the Washington Post
It does have one small mistake though...it's 14 creases, either 3.5cm width or 5.3cm width, dependant on the location. And the first time took a lot longer than 3-4 hours, mainly because it was only the second time I had ever used an iron in my life (to iron a shirt, that is). Showing up with only 13 creases would be bad thing, trust me.
Friday, April 13, 2007
The Eagle Has Landed OR I've got a chicken on my shirt
So here I am, in the ski town of Valloire for the BSM course. The 2REG runs a mountain outpost here, both for ski as well as for climbing. During the 7 hour bus ride, we stopped a couple times to stretch our legs and buy some snacks at roadside rest stations. The looks we got were rather entertaining, as we're in our tenue de combat, kepi's, and carrying our FAMAS assault rifle on our backs...probably not something most motorists or tourists expect to see, even in France. The town itself is near the Col du Galibier and Col Telegraphé, two mountain tops that I'm sure my cycling and triathlon friends recognize. Kinda cool to know I'm on some of the same roads that the Tour de France has and will pass on. No skiing today, just getting the ski boots and ski's adjusted, as well as settling into our rooms. Tomorrow I will be surrounded by white powder.
Day 4 – Friday, March 30th, 2007
The last three days have been a blur of activity. The result:...OK, I can ski...barely. I definitely do not have "mad skillz". And while I did make it all the down the mountain today without crashing too many times, there were definitely some "oh §"!*" moments. And ascending the mountain with climbing skins...definitely another skill I will need to develope some more. I believe the term in English is telemark skiing...and it's hard work with a 25lb backpack (they're taking it easy on us, seeing how it's the first week and all). And while I have no doubt that I will improve, it's always a bit tough starting out; especially when there's a language barrier of sorts. I'm quite sure I'm missing some of the technical . And it's not just skiing we're doing. We also went over transport of material and/or wounded in a sleigh, as well as searching for avalanche victims with a transmitter/receiver. Oh yeah, it's snowing right now...and the rumor is tomorrow we sleep outdoors, something about an igloo?!? Good times.
Day 5 – Saturday, March 31st, 2007
After ascending with the climbing skins about 600 meters vertical, we took the ski lift to almost the top of one of the nearby peaks for our "cours neige" (course snow). Today's topic is construction of an igloo. As you can see in the pictures, it turned out pretty well. Amazingly, it was also quite warm inside, especially with 12 people crammed into a sleeping area for 3-4 people. Highly recommended for your next foray into the high country...just be warned, it is a lot of work. And yes, the Eskimo igloo is different...they use ice/snow blocks and therefore their structure is a lot firmer. And this being the Foreign Legion, where we're never do things the easy way, we took the closed ski trail down the mountain. At least when I fell, the often knee-deep or hip-deep snow is quite soft. All in all; it's been quite a week. I'm exhausted, but we get to sleep in until 0715 tomorrow, and have permission to go into town in the afternoon for a bit. Always good to have a little break.
Day 6 – Sunday, April 1st, 2007
So I go into a bar here in town this afternoon, go up to the bar and order a beer (in French) for my friend, and the girl behind the bar replies (in English), "Anything else?" Huh? Turns out it wasn't just because my French is laced with a heavy English-speaker accent (which it is), but because the girl doesn't really speak much French either. The bar and the adjoining hotel is owned by Englishmen, and most if not all the employees are English, and as we observed and listened to the guests going in and out...pretty much all the guests are English speakers as well. Well, at least they're English...there was a group from Newcastle, whose spoken English even my English friend couldn't quite figure out all the time. And then there were the Scottish and Irish guests...I think they were speaking English, but I have NO idea. I keep running into English people here in France, which on the surface isn't that surprising; but the look on their face when they hear me speak English still amuses me every time. And I find myself starting to pick up slightly the English "accent" and phrases due to my English friend...so I just might end up speaking English with a mix of British and American/Texan accent, French with an American accent, Chinese also with a slight American accent, plus probably Russian or Polish or something with a French accent.
Day 8 – Tuesday, April 3rd, 2007
Monday was a big challenge. After spending all day on the slopes (including level "red" slopes, which is just one level below the "black" slopes, which is highest here...I'm assuming it's like the "black diamond" slopes I heard before...can someone clarify?) working on skiing skills, at the end of the day the whole BSM crew climbed up to the top of one of the peaks at 2543m, of course with our backpacks (still at 25lbs or so!). After consuming our cold (ha!) rations, we waited around for the sun to go down. Yup...we skied down the mountain at night. It was quite exhilarating, not to mention at times quite disorienting, as the moon wasn't exactly bright. Not knowing where the sides of the trail is was also quite disconcerting, especially beyond was often a vertical drop. I managed to make it down without any incidents, which I attribute to both luck as well as my improving skills. Today we climbed 450 vertical meters to about 2500m, after hitching a ride/getting towed up some of the slope behind a Legion support tracked vehicle..like water skiing, but on snow. Worked on our shooting today on skies, standing, on one and two knees, as well as prone. At 2500m the air is a bit thinner compared to sea-level, so the ballistic qualities of the bullets are different. Being mountain troops, we have to learn and practice how to compensate for that, in addition to having to adjust to the frequently faster winds, the fact we frequently have to shoot up or down a slope, and the visually-disorienting all-white background. Never mind that the regiment is deployed to Africa on more missions than anywhere else. But it's always fun to shoot. And of course we skied down after shooting, being especially carefully not crash; not because the FAMAS assault rifle is fragile, but because landing on a hard metal and plastic object with some sharp edges isn't exactly fun.
Day 9 – Wednesday, April 4th, 2007
A pretty relaxed day...if you can count skiing in loose powder and 15-20m visibility as relaxing. At least we only skied until 1330, after which it was back to the chalet for a hot lunch and to prepare our backpacks for spending all of Thursday and Friday outdoors. Ah yes...living out of a backpack in the snow. More good times.
Day 12 – Saturday, April 7th, 2007
It's a good thing I'm not claustrophobic, as the construction and sleeping in an igloo involves being in very small, tight spaces. With four people inside, and the temperature outside at -10°C, it was downright cozy, and even a bit too warm for me in my sleeping bag. When I woke up on Friday morning, my only complaint was that I had toToday we scouted the course for the BSM test on Monday. Together we ascended about 1200 vertical meters on snow, ice, and even rocks with ski's, and then a short and fast descent of about 20 minutes, it was back to the chalet. Very satisfying to and confidence-building, although it will still be a bit difficult on Monday for the actual test.
Day 14 – Monday, April 9th, 2007
An early wakeup at 0430, getting all the gear ready and eating a hearty breakfast, and started the BSM test at about 0710. A litttle under3 hours later, it was finished. And despite the quivering quadriceps and blood (I face-planted on the descent), I was well under the time-limit of 3 hours and 45 minutes. A quick weigh-in at the finish made sure our backpacks were definitely over the minimum weight (I was at only about 35lbs, including water and a FAMAS assault rifle...not too heavy really). The scouting we did on Saturday was definitely well worth it, as I was able to pace my efforts. Sometime later today we're supposed to have a ceremony where the captain of the compagnie will pin our BSM badge on our uniforms. I also realized also that besides the parachutists in the 2REP, no other brand-spankin' new legionnaires in ANY of the other mainland France combat regiments (2REI, 1REG, 1REC) undergo any specialists training like we just did. Definitely something I will wear with pride.
Day 15 – Tuesday, April 10th, 2007
We got to sleep in until 0445 today, and then climbed another 1200-1300m today...but the fat lady has sung, and the BSM course is definitely over. We went up to the Pont des Ratissieres, which at 2865m is about 200m higher than the Col du Galibiér. It was definitely hard work today, but a good ending for the course. It was definitely a side of the French Alps that most people don't get to see.
Day 16 – Wednesday, April 11th; 2007
A simple (and thankfully very fast) ceremony today for the officers to pin the brévet ski militairé onto our uniforms, after which we celebrated with a nice lunch. We were also informed that after our CP04 combat engineering course (which starts on April 23rd and finishes 4 weeks later) and MINEX course, we will be returning to Vallorie for the BAM (brévet alpinism militairé) course. After which we would be fully-certified (hah! Certifiable is more like it) as mountain-qualified combat engineers. It's a lot of training packed into a relatively short amount of time, but at least the excitement will never stop.
Photos below:
Do I look like I gained weight? Must be all the clothing I'm wearing!
Where are we going?
We're going THAT way?
Contact a gauche! (Contact left!)
http://video.tinypic.com/player.php?v=44g2c0w
Yup, I'm freezing. The smile is faked for you viewers. Trust me.
Before and after the BSM test.
There be some tired legionnaires there.
Me with my good Brazilian friend Socrates...yes, as in the Greek philosopher. How I got stuck with "Chin" I'll never know.
My eyes are normally not that slanty...it was BRIGHT that day!
I've ALWAYS wanted to wear a ski-mask in a menacing manner. This was the most menacing I could pull-off without laughing.
Monday, March 26, 2007
Brevet ski militaire...Brrrr!!!
Happy early April Fool's Day!
Hard to believe it's almost been exactly a year since I left my cushy (hah!) job at Desert Thunder and started on a path that's led me to where I am right now. I start my BSM (Brévet Ski Militaire) qualification soon, and right after that I start my CP04 (Combat Engineering) qualifications, and right after that I undergo another week of MINEX (things that go BOOM!) certification. In all, about 2 months of probably pretty intensive training both physically and mentally. I don't know how often or how much I'll be able to get online, or even have QL (Quartiér Libére – permission to leave the base), so I apologize in advance if you email and I don't answer right away.
The last couple of weeks have been really good for the morale. I have improved my fitness quite a bit here, as we run quite a bit, along with plenty of other physical exercises. I'm not the fastest, fittest, or strongest, but I am pretty well balanced. I am aiming to finish in the top 10 in my training section, maybe even the top 5 depending on the skiing goes, and thus enhancing my chances later on being selected for "stagés", or specialist courses. There are some pretty amazing athletes here; we have a sargent who can climb the 6 meter rope upside down, in addition to descending upside down. There's a caporal-chef with 16 years of service...I always listen carefully and try to remember everything he says; as they say, he's been "around the block" quite a few times.
I will definitely have pictures after. In the mean time, I hope everyone back in Arizona and Texas is enjoying the great spring (read: WARM) weather.
Saturday, March 10, 2007
Training has begun...plus some photos
Update on the address, apparently this is the correct FRENCH way of writing it:
Legionnaire Chin Yi
CCL, Section Instruction
2eme Regiment Etranger de Genie
Quartier Marechal Koenig
84390 Saint-Christol
France
Never mind the silly accents on some of the letters. Since I'm on a French keyboard, it's actually pretty easy. But I still don't bother. Legion Française...it's definitely NOT normal Française. A lot of people have replied expressing their surprise that I've picked up French so quickly. Let me explain a bit better...I can communicate well enough in the Foreign Legion. The French spoken here is an evolution (or de-evolution) of civilian French, and spoken by foreigners, therefore when I go outside (like last weekend in Marseille), I frequently could not understand as much as I do with legionnaires. Plus there's a specific accent and speech pattern unique to Marseille. The additional motivation of doing less push-up's or squats or marché canard is quite strong; call it a survival instinct if you will.
I forgot to mention last time...I got my military driving permit, along with a civilian endorsement; which means I can drive in all of France! I took a driving test in Castelnaudary my 2nd to last week there, and although I had some problem with roundabouts/traffic circles the 1st time on the test circuit, I passed. Not quite sure on why exactly I have a licence, since I'm not allowed to own a car until after 5 years of service, and I don't want to be the chauffeur for an officer. Now if only the Legion lets me take the motorcycle test or course...
Some pictures for your viewing pleasure.
My kepi blanc, with my epaulettes de tradition, ceinturon bleu, cravate vert, and the 2 good luck charms my cousin Elaine sent me. Legion colors are green and red...the colors of Christmas. The epaulettes de tradition and ceinturon bleu are used on our guard dress uniforms. The kepi blanc is sacred to the legionnaire...NEVER touch the white part, and NEVER touch a legionnaire's kepi without asking for permission first.
Me in front of my home for the next 3 months. Yup, the words are in French. This partly explains why I picked up French quickly.
Some photos of photos from my kepi blanc "ceremony", when I officially became a legionnaire.
Tuesday, March 06, 2007
Finally an update!
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I'm doing well...and my French has improved quite a bit. I'm currently at French level 3, where level 5 is the max (native French speaker). I think I started at level -1. At least I haven't gotten in too much trouble in the last month due to my misunderstanding my orders in French...which is always good. I'm hoping to be at level 4 by the end of my first year in October. Punishment in the Legion ranges from physical activity (push-up's, pull-up's, etc.), extra corvée (chores), to jail for serious offences. And while technically getting punched/kicked is no longer allowed, let's just say that when someone shows up with a black eye or bruises, the reason is usually that they fell down the stairs or ran into the door.
As the 2REG trains pretty hard during the week, at 6pm the workday ends, and even a lower-level legionnaire such as myself can usually do whatever we want, even go to bed early. The work week ends at 3pm on Friday, and as long as we're back on base for roll-call at 5:50am on Monday, we have the weekend free. I spent most of this weekend in Marseille, in a part next to the Mediterranean Sea called Malmosque just 2-3km from Vieux Port, in a hotel operated by the Foreign Legion for legionnaires, with a comrade from basic training. The crazy thing is that when we got up on Saturday, there was an additionally legionnaire in the room (there are 3 beds) who came in the middle of the night, and his French had an American accent. And sure enough, he's American, been in the Legion for about 2.5 years...and he graduated from Arizona State University! It's truly a small world. Currently I'm sitting at a net cafe in Avignon, killing time until the regiment bus comes here to take us back to St. Christol. It's been a good weekend, I had to opportunity to buy a laptop computer, digital camera, cell phone (although international phone calls are quite expensive, so I will continue to call using public phones and phone cards), and some necessities. But the main thing was the semblance of normality...interacting with civilians, eating at restaurants, etc..Don't know where I'll go next weekend yet, maybe Lyon or Paris...really no idea right now. Pictures and more stories coming soon I hope...the next 3 months promises to be quite busy, but I'll try to get online as much as I can.
Hope everyone had as good of a weekend as I did.
Take care,
Dave
Sunday, December 17, 2006
Je sui une legionnaire
Beaucoup love from Castelnaudary, France.
Thursday, October 12, 2006
Path of most resistance
As a child, I read these books called "Choose Your Own Adventure". While it was obvious most of the time as to which action to choose, sometimes it was not.
And even though my personal journey is far from complete, I am choosing an action that may seem illogical, and ill-advised. It may also seem impulsive, but it is not.
I am not running from anyone or anything. I am choosing to try something that people only daydream about. There are absolutely no guarantees I will succeed, and there will definitely be good times and bad times even if I do. But at the end, I can look at myself in the mirror and know that I didn't do the easy way.
Choose your own adventure, indeed.
Legio Patria Nostra.
Wednesday, October 11, 2006
Exquisitely sublime...
Because it was worth every stinking, sweating, aching moment. There's something that just transcends physical discomfort, and makes the whole experience sublime. I have experienced it in swimming and cycling, but never as a boxer. To try to put it into words seems to cheapen the experience...so I'll leave it at that.
My friends and family...do try to challenge yourself, and not just physically, in every way and at every opportunity.
Arete.
I am off to France on Emirates Airline this Friday at 0230. Next update will be whenever I can figure out the French keyboard.
Wednesday, October 04, 2006
Muay Thai "mini-camp" in Bangkok
IF I can handle the stress load, I think I'll get myself to a pretty good fitness level. Not to mention just have the opportunity to just train and not worry about anything else, which I've always enjoyed. Probably have some new bruises. Definitely some new friends. And most definitely an appreciation for a new and higher level of PAIN.
Sunday, September 24, 2006
Peace!
Congrats to BC and JC on the new addition to their family.
Word.
Tuesday, September 19, 2006
COUP D'ETAT
Seems to be an unofficial holiday today. Very few people on the road, whether on wheels or on foot, much less than usual. In general, the Thai's I've encountered seemed to be subdued.
It's very quiet.
Too quiet.
Saturday, September 16, 2006
1 Month
Waiting on some paperwork to clear up so I can venture forth. In the mean time, I'm trying to keep myself entertained with a bout of tummy trouble. While it sucks, there's no way I'm going to let a bit of intestinal discomfort get in the way of tasting culinary treats and delights.
Currently awaiting developments for the next part(s) of my journey.
Waiting sucks, but what can you do?
Read this.
Then read this.
Now THIS is a wheelie.
Big weekend for MotoGP in Australia. American Nicky Hayden, currently the World Championship points leader, wins pole today. Watching all these Thai's ride around on their 125cc motor-scooters in Bangkok...they've gotta watch MotoGP. Rossi 3rd...it's going to be a good race tomorrow.










